I really need to cry. Liar! Fuck you! I’ll never be good enough for you. I don’t even know what I should be feeling right now.
(softly, ascending) Oh my — Oh my God! Oh my g— Oh my g– Oh my God!! Oh my God!!! Oh my (covers mouth)! Oh my God! ohmygodohmygodohmygod! Oh my — Oh my god!! *normal voice* Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh – my – God!! (increases in speed and loudness) I just need […]
Well it’s April first. This is the day of reckoning. This is the day that students will find out whether or not they got into the college of their dreams, or whether their hopes have been completely crushed. It’s a really nerve-racking time of year. I was recently on a college campus and I was […]
When I was six years old, I received my gifts. My first grade teacher had this brilliant idea. She wanted us to experience receiving gifts but also learning the virtue of complimenting each other. So she had all of us come to the front of the classroom, and she bought all of us gifts and […]