We have a job to do and you’re coming with us. There’s got to be someone else you can use. What about Thor? Off world. Captain Marvel? Unavailable. Black Panther? He’s running a country. Hawkeye? He’s got a family. What about Hulk? He hurt his arm. He hurt his arm? Plus he doesn’t like smashing things anymore. What kind of Hulk doesn’t like to smash? It has to be you! You’re the only one who can do it. Ooh! What about Bucky? He’s got that cool metal arm. Peter. Or Captain America! He retired. He what? Yeah he went back in time so he’s super old. And he gave his shield to Falcon! So call him then! You are coming with us! You’re gonna be the next Iron Man and that’s that! B-b-but what about- That’s it! No more buts! Got it? Yes Mr. Fury. Alright, let’s go to the- What about Antman and the Wasp?!? Oh my gosh! They’re too far away! What about Dr. Strange then? He can teleport. Or War Machine? Or Scarlet Witch? She almost killed Thanos all by herself. They’d be way better at doing this job than me! And what about Valkyrie? She literally has a flying horse. Did you see that thing? I even rode it! I’m still a high schooler. Fine. You don’t want to do this, we’ll call somebody else! Woo Hoo! Vacation time!! Behold my power! And cower beneath me mortals! How ’bout NO. Oh crap. So you’re saying there’s a multiverse. Yep. Actually… we like to call it the Spider-Verse. Hey.