Pick a Caardvark | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals

Pick a Caardvark | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals


(skidding) EENIE, MEENIE, MINEY, MOE. IT’S THIS ONE. (thud) GRR! ARRG! OH! OKAY, ANT, FOOL ME ONCE,
SHAME ON YOU, FOOL ME TWICE… UH, IT WOULDN’T BE NICE. UH, THIS ONE. (crash) OH! OOH! (chirping) TOUGH NEIGHBORHOOD. WITH MY FINELY TUNED
AARDVARK BRAIN, I CAN NOW DEDUCE THAT
ANT MUST BE IN THIS HOLE. (thud) (roaring) (growling) OH! (crash) OOH! I THINK MY FINELY TUNED
BRAIN NEEDS A TUNE UP. THANKS FOR THE HELP, FELLAS. NO PROBLEM, ANT! NO PROBLEM, ANT. I DON’T GET IT.
I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT. HOW DID THAT ANT DISAPPEAR? DO YOU EVER WONDER
HOW GREAT MAGICIANS
MAKE THINGS DISAPPEAR? WELL, YOU SEE THIS CARD? YEAH, YEAH, I SEE IT. SOME MAGICIAN YOU ARE. IT’S HERE, AND THEN, VOILA. IT’S GONE. HEY, WHERE DID IT GO? WHERE’S THAT CARD? HOW DID YOU DO THAT? IT WAS IN MY HAND
ALL THE TIME. WHOA, THAT’S IMPRESSIVE. YES, I KNOW. MOST OF US ARE FOOLED
BY SUCH SIMPLE TRICKS. WITH THESE, I’LL BE
ABLE TO FOOL THAT ANT. AS SOON AS I STACK
THE DECK IN MY FAVOR. WHAT? SO SOON? I’M HUNGRY. OH! OOH! PHOOEY! HEY, ANT, I LEARNED
A CARD TRICK. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, AARDVARK. NO, NO, WAIT! THIS COULD BE A LOT OF FUN. IF I CHOOSE A HIGHER CARD
THAN YOU, I EAT YOU. SEE? FUN. NOT MUCH FUN
IN IT FOR ME, HUH? UH, NO.
PICK A CARD. WAIT A MINUTE, AARDVARKY. WAIT A MINUTE. IF I WIN,
YOU GIVE ME SOME OF
MY FAVORITE SWEET ♪ HONEY ♪ ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I’LL GET YOU HONEY. NOW PICK A CARD. FROM THE HILL OF DOOM.
OVER THERE. (hissing) WAH! WHOA. OR MAYBE THAT PEACH
FROM THAT TREE. (birds chirping) PEACH, PEACH,
PEACH, PEACH! NAH, HILL OF DOOM. OKAY, WE HAVE A DEAL. NOW PICK A CARD. OOH! A THREE! HA HA, I’LL NEVER
BE ABLE TO BEAT A THREE. READ ‘EM AND WEEP, ANT. READ ‘EM AND WEEP. UH, THAT’S
A DEUCE, AARDVARKY. UH, YOU–YOU,
UH–I, UH… HOW, UH… I’M GONNA MAKE SOME TOAST
TO GO WITH THAT DELICIOUS
HILL-OF-DOOM HONEY! OOH! (chomping) OOH! OY! (chomping) THANKS, AARDVARKY. I’D INVITE YOU IN BUT YOU’RE
ALL SMELLY AND FISHY-LIKE. EWW! COME ON OUT, ANT. CAN’T AN ANT GET
A LITTLE TIME TO SOAK
IN HIS NICE HOT BATH? SQUEAK! KEEP YOUR EYE ON
THE JOKER, ANT. KEEPIN’ AN EYE ON JOKERS
IS MY SPECIALTY. BIG BLUE ONES. OH, YEAH? WE’LL SEE WHO’S LAUGHING
AFTER I DAZZLE YOU WITH
MY AMAZING CARD TRICKERY. OKAY, DAZZLE ME, AARDVARK. IF I WIN, YOU GIVE
ME SOME MORE HONEY
FROM THE HILL OF DOOM. (hissing) UH, AND IF I WIN,
YOU’LL BE THE MAIN COURSE
IN MY ANT BUFFET. NOW, PREPARE TO BE DAZZLED. NOW, UH, FIND THE CARD, ANT. HMM, IT ALL
HAPPENED SO FAST. WELL, MAYBE I’LL JUST ASK
THAT BIG NASTY TARANTULA
HANGIN’ OVER YOUR HEAD. TARANTULA!
AH! HEY! GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF! EEH! I HATE SPIDERS! UGH! UGH! OH! NEVER MIND. I MUST HAVE BEEN
SEEING THINGS. NOW, WHERE WERE WE? I PICK THIS ONE. HA HA HA HA HA! WRONG, ANT. THIS IS NOT THE JOKER. THIS IS THE JO-HO-OKER… IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S
THE HILL OF DOOM FOR YOU. (chomping) OY! OY! GET OFF!
GET AWAY! (chomp) OOH! ONE CAN NEVER HAVE
TOO MUCH HILL-OF-DOOM
HONEY IN THE PANTRY. HEY, ANT. MAKE IT FAST, AARDVARK.
I’VE GOT 10,000 FRIENDS
OVER FOR DINNER. LET’S PLAY BLUFF. OH, AARDVARK,
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO? JUST GIVE ME
A MINUTE TO FOCUS. OKAY, DO YOUR “THANG.” PICK A CARD.
ANY CARD. HMM. DONE. MY TURN. DONE. IF MY CARD IS HIGHER,
YOU GET ME MORE HONEY. AND IF MY CARD
IS HIGHER, I EAT YOU. A 4? IT’S DUMB LUCK
I TELL YOU. I’M DUMB, HE’S LUCKY. (buzzing) THANKS FOR ALL THE HONEY.
IT’S BEEN A SLICE. LATER, MAN.
I GOT THINGS TO DO. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
YOU GOTTA GIVE ME
ONE LAST CHANCE. NO WAY, AARDVARKY. I’VE BEEN ONTO YOU
FROM THE START. YOU’RE A CHEATER.
A MEAN, BLUE,
NASTY CHEATER! NO. NO MORE CHEATING. JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE. AND IF I WIN? ANYTHING! ANYTHING
YOU WANT. WELL, HMM… MAYBE I CAN USE SOME BERRIES
FROM THE TOP OF THE TREE. OKAY! OKAY!
GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! I’M THINKING OF A NUMBER
BETWEEN ONE AND
ELEVENTY KABILLION! SO IF YOU– TWO! BERRIES, YOU SAID? THAT’S RIGHT, AARDVARK. OVER THERE IN
THE TREE OF MISERY. (roar) (squeaking) THE ONE’S ON THE VERY
TIPPY TOP ARE ALWAYS
THE RIPEST. OH, MAN, THEY’RE TASTY! WHOO! LAVA! HOT! HOT! HOT! YOU’RE ALMOST
THERE, AARDVARKY. (roaring) NICE KITTY, NICE KITTY.
OOH! OOH! BAD KITTY, BAD KITTY! YOW! TIPPY TOP, AARDVARK!
TIPPY TOP! FRUIT BATS DON’T
EAT AARDVARKS. THOSE ARE VAMPIRE BATS. OH! I HATE BATS! OW! I HOPE HE’S BACK
IN TIME FOR DESSERT. (surf rock Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (birds chirping) (rattling) (uplifting music) ♪ ♪ (rattle) ♪ ♪ AHH. ♪ ♪ (sniffing) AHH! AHH. (gagging) (thump) AHH. (bubbling) (exclamations) (giggling) both: YAH! (gagging and choking) (grunting) (groaning) (screaming) (gagging) (eerie whispering) (gasping and gagging) (gasping) (truck horn blaring) (buzzing) (giggling) BAH-AH-AH-AH. (gasping) BAH-AH-AH-AH. (wind blowing) (bleating) (bleating) (bleating) (spraying) (yawning) (eerie whispering) HMM HMM HMM! (evil laugh) (growling) AHH! AHH! (lawnmower running) (rustling) (bleating) (stretching) (lawnmower running) (high-pitched squeaking) (bleating) (screeching) (bleating) PHEW! (bleating) (bleating) (high-pitched speaking) (screeching) (giggling) (gulping, chewing) (jazzy Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪

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