How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

Dumbledore: Welcome, everyone to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, a place I assure you is safe for children,
and has absolutely no history that might threaten our entire existence. But there is a huge killer snake downstairs. And a giant, vicious three headed dog…
and a tree that can kill you… and man-sized spiders that can eat your face… and– McGonagall: Thank you, Professor
Dumbledore! That will be all. As he was saying, welcome to– Hermione: These candles are dripping wax everywhere! (indistinct screams) How Harry Potter Should Have Ended (door opens) That Time-Turner’s fantastic,
Hermione! You should keep it forever. Hermione: Alright. Harry: No, really! It’s too valuable!
You have to promise to keep it. Hermione: Okay! I promise! Harry: Hermione, something might
conveniently destroy all the Time-Turners, making that the last one!
You have to promise to keep it! Hermione: I promise I won’t get rid of it! Ron: What the bloody hell are you two talking about? (epic musical score) (energy colliding) Voldemort: I’m going to kill you, Harry Potter! I’m pointing my wand as hard as I can! Harry: What’s it going to take, Tom? You tried to kill me once as a baby and it didn’t work! Voldemort: I’m going to destroy you! Harry: We’ve been here, like,
four or five times already, and I just came back from the dead! Voldemort: Lalalala! Not listening! Too busy about to kill you! Harry: You are insane! And now
we’re about to kill your pet snake! Neville (slow motion): I’m awesome!!! Harry: It’s over! Voldemort: It’s never over! Avada Kedav–ugh! (vocalizing) Snape: Ugh. Muggle weapons. Harry: Professor Snape, you’re alive! Snape: Of course I’m alive, you twit! Harry: But how? You died right in front of us! Snape: Magic! Duh! I’m a potions master and a double agent. Obviously I had a backup plan. I’ve been drinking Honey Badger Anti-Venom ever since I started hanging around that ridiculous snake. Neville & Seamus: Whoa… Luna: Honey badger just takes what it wants. Snape: And I think we’ve already established that I can heal bleeding injuries. Now, Mr. Potter, if you will bring me your Invisiblity Cloak and Ms. Granger’s Time-Turner, there is one more thing I must do. (music) Hermione: Professor, you realize if you do this, you can’t come back. Snape: I am well aware of the risk and consequence, Ms. Granger. Ron: You’re gonna have to turn that thing at least 200,000 times, sir. Snape: Then you’d best not make
me lose count, eh, Mr. Weasley? Ron: No, sir. Harry: Good luck, sir. Snape: Goodbye, children. One…two…three… four…five…six… 262,029…262,030…262,031…got it! Got it! Riddle: I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people. If I want. I can– Snape: Avada Kedavra! (Riddle groans) Dumbledore: What the– Snape: Ha ha HA! Dumbledore: What is this? Snape: Take that, you Dark Lord! Ha ha HA! Dumbledore: Why would you DO that? Snape: Evidence…removal. (Snape pants) Dumbledore: Who are you? Snape: Oh…sorry about that…just, uh… saving your life…in the future. As well as…countless others. It’s a long story. (harmonious end music) Snape: No, I mean a REALLY LONG story. Like, so long, if we wrote it all down it would take at least seven books. Dumbledore: Or eight movies! (end music continues) Dumbledore: I’d like to introduce our new teacher for Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Gandalf. Gandalf: You…shall not…PASS! Dumbledore: Well, that’s a little harsh… classes haven’t even started yet. (music ends) Captioned by Evan Reynolds

100 thoughts on “How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

  1. This can not happen. If you remember, in the prisoner of Askaban, Rowling makes it clear that everything happens in one single timeline. It means that you can not go back in time and kill Tom when he was kid cause, Voldy of the future already exists and has already become the dark lord. It also violates the rules and limitations of the magic set by JK. "Magic cant bring back the dead people." Also, the candle doesn't drip wax everywhere. Rowling did mention that.
    -There is logic in the magic.-JK
    The Gandalf part was amazing though. 😀

  2. What if Snape’s attack had backfired because of Dumbledore’s love for Tom (or whatever of magicalities), and Tom had become the boy who lived, and Snape had lost everything and with nothing to live for, other than to complete his mission, he would keep haunting Tom, while regaining strength and corporeal form, awaiting the next opportunity to strike. But how would this turn of events affect young Tom? Would he have greater respect and admiration for Dumbledore, the man who gave his life for him, and therefore want to honour his memory, the idealized version of Dumbledore, the way Tom would know him through stories told by the teachers who held him in high regard? Or would he see the sacrifice as weak, and be pushed even faster towards the dark by having to deal with being hunted by Snape?

  3. Professor Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
    Professor Dumbledore:thats a bit harsh class hasn't even started yet

  4. Slytherin wins House Cup fair and square
    Dumbledore: 1000000000 points to Harry for breaking the rules!
    Dumbledore: Oh look Gryffindor beat Slytherin now.
    Dumbledore: Even though the year already ended and there shouldn’t be more points being given and this is pretty much rigging the House Cup Gryffindor wins the House Cup try harder next time Slytherins even though at the end I will give 100000000000 points to Gryffindor at the end of the year just because Harry is in Gryffindor.

  5. Dumbledore: im pleased to announce our new affence against the dark arts teacher.prefessor gandolf

    Gandolf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

    Dumbledore:well thats a bit harsh.their classes havent even started yet.

    Lol gets me everytime

  6. Voldemort:lalalala!
    Harry:you are insane!
    Me:la your head me holding a gun 🔫😎 I'm awesome Neville 🐍😵wow pls like thanks guys for 44k likes👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  7. Sorry I didn't last so long to end watching the video first time. Dumbledore's speech was rewatched about 7 times constantly laughing. So I'm run out of time for now.

  8. Sanpe: magic DUUUUH
    Me: yeah OBVIOUSLY harry, you live in a world of wizards -_-
    time skip
    Ron: you gotta turn that thing at leats 200000 TIMES SIR!
    Snape: then you better not make me lose COUNT, AYE MR WEASLEY?!
    Me: *whispers to harry: i would*

  9. But it raises a question, Snape could stop someone from bleeding out and heal fatal injuries but couldn't beat Wizard's Cancer?

  10. This was the video that spoiled headwigs death for me 6 years ago, thanks to unfortunate timing when I paused the video

  11. Did the math he would need to turn it about an estimate of 639,480 since Dumbledore meet Voldemort in 1938. Just like Ron to be wrong and make Snape go to the wrong place. Well, at least he has enough time to kill Peter Pettigrew.

  12. Ok so I think that the idea of snape going back in time is really smart, though I don’t see why he would have to go ALL THE WAY back to when Tom riddle was a kid just to kill him. Then lily and james never would have died, harry never would have become the chosen one, and his childhood and first years at hogwarts wouldn’t have been nearly as hard. I think that it only would have been necessary for snape to travel back a year or too, perhaps just after Voldemort resurrected himself, and kill him then. Yes, that then stuffs up everything with the horcuxes, but while snape was travelling through time he could have collected them all and destroyed them (just ignore the fact that the horcrux inside harry had to be killed by Voldemort himself cut me some slack). And for people who say that all snape did was create an alternate dimension, no that’s not what he did, he changed the present . Different kinds of time travel including their laws appear in separate movie/book universes, e.g. mcu, but as explained in the cursed child, time turners they actually alter the present day.

  13. My fav since:
    You shall not pass

    Wow hUnethical badger just takes what it wants
    Tom starts talking:
    Snaps:avada cadabra
    Snaps: oh sorry I just saved your life from the future and countless others it’ll take a lot of explaining
    Snaps: like a lot of explaining like if we were to write it down it would take like 7 books
    Dumbledore: or 8 movies

    (I made a lot of mistakes)
    I also like the part we’re Ron is mad about seeing Harry and hermione kiss
    And all the other pats basically the whole thing

  14. Dumbledore says hogwarts is safe but then goes on about all the things that can kill you then children complain about wax 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  15. nigini is actually a python. they dont have any venom. they squeeze there prey to death. this is an impossible end. snape is dead for good.

  16. yeah…except that's not how time travel works in Harry Potter. In the series time is a closed loop. everything is already written in stone. If you go back in time, the actions you take bring about the future you came from.

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