High School Theatre Show with Emma Stone – SNL

High School Theatre Show with Emma Stone – SNL


>>>WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO
WOODBRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT THEATER SHOWCASE.
>>WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY US, THE STUDENTS.
>>AND YES, IT IS VERY HARD FOR US TO BE UP HERE DOING THEATER
IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL CLIMATE.
>>BUT NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE
SILENCED. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO PLEASE
ENJOY OUR SHOW. NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS
CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SILENCED. ♪♪♪
>>WE OPEN ON A VERY DARK DAY FOR THE WORLD.
OKAY, JEWS. LET’S GO!
>>MOMMY, DO WE HAVE TO?>>YES, HONEY, THAT’S THE RULES
OF THE HOLOCAUST.>>OKAY, MOMMY.
MOMMY, ONE MORE QUESTION. WHAT YEAR IS IT AGAIN?
>>HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS.
IT’S 2017.>>SURPRISE!
♪♪♪>>OH MY GOD.
>>I ALWAYS FORGET HOW BAD THESE ARE.
>>THAT ONE KIND OF MADE A GOOD POINT, THOUGH.
>>THEY CAN NEVER KNOW YOU SAID THAT.
♪♪♪>>LOOK, LOOK!
IT’S KYLIE JENNER! CAN I GET A SELFIE?
CAN I GET A SELFIE? LOOK, LOOK, IT’S CHRIS
HEMSWORTH! CAN I GET A SELFIE?
CAN GET A SELFIE?>>LOOK, LOOK, IT’S — A
SCIENTIST.>>EH, NO THANKS.
WOW! ♪♪♪
>>THE PROGRAM SAYS TONIGHT’S PROCEEDS GO TO STANDING ROCK.
LET’S GET THOSE NATIVE AMERICANS THE PIPELINE THEY WANT.
>>YEAH, I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING THERE.
>>ME HOW. MY WAY PEROT IN SHOE.
>>NAI SA NON PEROT MAI.>>PEROT.
HOW SHI. HOW SHI.
AND SCENE.>>EXCUSE ME, MA’AM.
COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?>>UH, NO.
>>IS IT BECAUSE WE WERE SPEAKING MANDARIN?
>>YES.>>AND YOU ONLY KNOW ENGLISH?
>>YES.>>SAD!
♪♪♪>>THAT WAS NOT MANDARIN.
I HEARD THEM SAY “DOG” IN SPANISH A FEW TIMES.
♪♪♪>>YEP, YOU GUESSED IT.
I HAVE AIDS. I USED TO BE SAD ABOUT MY AIDS.
I DIDN’T WANT AIDS. AND MY AIDS MADE ME FEEL LESS
THAN. BUT NOW I DON’T LET MY AIDS
DEFINE ME.>>THIS ONE’S ACTUALLY NICE.
>>I’M OKAY WITH AIDS. I LOVE MY AIDS.
I’M GLAD I HAVE AIDS. AND I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
HAD AIDS TOO. BECAUSE — FRANKLY, AIDS ROCKS!
♪♪♪>>THAT SORT OF BECAME
PRO-GETTING AIDS.>>YEAH.
SHE OVERSHOT THE RUNWAY AT THE END THERE.
♪♪♪>>HEY, GUYS.
FOR THIS NEXT PART WE’RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY FUN.
WE’VE BEEN STUDYING IMPROV ALL SEMESTER, SO ALL WE NEED IS A
WORD AND WE’LL USE IT TO INFORM THIS NEXT SCENE.
>>BASKETBALL.>>OKAY.
BASKETBALL. HERE WE GO.
>>HONEY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?>>A KID AT SCHOOL CALLED ME
A FAIRY.>>DON’T LISTEN TO HIM, IT’S
GREAT TO BE GAY. I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHO YOU
ARE.>>THANKS, MOM.
THAT’S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HEAR.>>OF COURSE.
NOW GO WASH UP FOR DINNER.>>WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
>>BASKETBALL. [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪>>THAT’S IT.
>>I PAID $1,000 FOR THAT IMPROV CLASS.
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HOW ABOUT FROM NOW ON LESS SHOOTING, MORE KISSING?
>>BLACK LIVES MATTER! [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪>>THAT WAS THEIR BLACK LIVES
MATTER SCENE?>>I’M PRETTY SURE THEY ALL JUST
WANTED TO KISS EACH OTHER AND THEN MADE IT ABOUT SOMETHING.
♪♪♪>>THANK YOU.
THAT’S OUR SHOW.>>REMEMBER, GUYS, DON’T THROW
AWAY YOUR TICKETS. IF YOU SAVE THEM, YOU CAN FRAME
THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “High School Theatre Show with Emma Stone – SNL

  1. Bruh the way they weren't annunciating… the overacting… the black clothes… the blocking… and the awkward music and lighting cues omg… everything is so accurate I'm in pain

  2. They actually did said “perro” in English not correctly but that is how American pronunciation is they don’t really emphasize the “r” if they said “pero” they would have said it like “payro”

  3. I love and hat how acuérdate they are even the whole lights think killing me,in my school the did the same thing just that with time neon clothin it was AWFUL

  4. This is so painfully real. Teenagers think they’re teaching adults things they just found out about and it’s not as deep as they think

  5. The type of people who made the skit about the holocaust are the same people who support the killing of innocent Israeli Jews

  6. My theatre improv story. During one exercise, the setup is that we were in a musical an therefore had to sing everything. Our plot was three strangers on a bench, in the woods, and there's a serial killer on the loose. I was paired up with a really nice girl and the funniest boy in existence. It was a fabulous piece that ended with me miming holding a chainsaw and singing various notes while making a "vvvrrrrrrrmmmm" noise and chasing the funny boy around the room as he quickly sang "ohnohnoohno" over and over again and the nice girl perched in the corner like a bird going "Tweet tweet die time tweet tweet die time" over and over again at top F. Our director/teacher was in hysterics. It was improv so no one rehearsed.

  7. 4:10

    Mikey stops kissing and Beck goes for one more. Then Mikey leans in when Beck backs off. Mikey stays there and Beck goes back in and then can't keep a straight face lmao

  8. the fact that this sketch implies that young people are ignorant and don't really know what's going on is fuckin sad. I teach high school and let me tell you, kids this age know exactly what's happening.

  9. i couldn't not understand what they were saying bc i only speak english. i couldn't understand what they were saying bc their chinese/spanish mashup was the worst thing my ears have encountered in all my years of living.

  10. Uh, the program says tonight’s proceeds go to Standing Rock. Let’s get those Native Americans the pipeline they want?

    Yeah, I don’t think they know what’s happening there.

  11. "I'm pretty sure they all just wanted to kiss each other and then made it about something"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbzD1bBlTQ

  12. In my country, France, this is not high school theatre, this is actually what professional theatre often looks like…

  13. "Pretty sure they all just wanted to kiss each other, and then made it about something" is too real man tf, why is this like a universal ting haha

  14. I love that the minute that Beck says 'improv', Kate drops into that deep knee bend 🤣 every improv show, there's someone doing that!

  15. This perfectly encapsulates how some ‘enthusiastic’ people are who lack perspective and real world knowledge and experience, they mean well but ultimately come off as idiots

  16. They were supposed to make good points but ended up not making them due to the horrible way they attempted to do it lets be honest

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