Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. Epic Rap Battles of History.

Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. Epic Rap Battles of History.


Epic Rap Battles of History Guy Fawkes Versus Che Guevara Begin! Guevara the terror. Fresh Kangol wearer. Ill rhyme slayer from the 60’s era. Revolting… Heavy metal rebel blood spiller. Me and my guerillas… Are a squad of killers! (Hoo!) I’m known worldwide, for my steely-eyed look. You’re famous ’cause of Alan Moore’s third best book! All the children say: “We will be like Che!” Asthmatic… But I’ll take your breath away. You tried to rebel against James the First. Here’s a tip for your next plot: Try to rehearse! I got my face on a magnet on your roommate’s fridge. Your head is on a spike up on London bridge! You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick. Got caught with a fuse, like your bars, not lit! You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy! Treat this battle like the gallows, and take another dive. As a communist, it must really hurt that your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched being plastered on posters, coasters and shirts making capitialists rich, off of you on merch! Right, I’m a pious man and I fight for the Lord! I would cut you, but I don’t want your sweat on my sword. I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name and listening to you felt pretty much the same! (Ooh!) Face it Ernesto, you’re Castro, but less so. He’s Cuba Commander, you’re more of the Destro. Revolt all you want, I don’t give two Guy Fawkes! But look at Venezuela, what you’re fighting for sucks. Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics. A group with a bad touching “little boys” habit. And this porn star pilgrim look, what’s up with that? It’s more like V, for Very bad hat! Oh! What’s the Fawkes say now? (Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!) When they cut your junk out? I’m the hardest Marxist, ever graced a banknote! You’re an error-prone terrorist, penny for the scapegoat! Don’t try to boast ’bout your banknotes with Guido. You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito! This very battle disproves your communist initiative. These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed! (Ah!) I’m Catholic, I’ve got Mass when I’m rapping. You’re an Ump-Che, that’s Bay of Pigs Latin! After what just happened, you should retire. Is it the 5th of November? ‘Cause I’m on fire!

100 thoughts on “Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara. Epic Rap Battles of History.

  1. I've watched this battle more than twenty times in a few weeks and just now I noticed all the dances that Guevara was doing in the background of his lines.

    Really some heavy work on that, one of the best ERB ever produced

  2. yall seriously miles morales vs virgil Hopkins. (Spiderman vs Static Shock that and deathbattle made a video on them)
    Edward Cullen vs Alucard( hellsing ultimate or castlevania either one is fine. please go with hellsing though)
    Naruto uzumaki vs
    Hattori Hanzō (he's a legendary ninja)
    J. Stuart Blackton vs Osamu Tezuka. (Blackton created American animation and Osamu created anime)

  3. Guy Fawkes had some pretty killer lines but ultimately I gotta say Che was consistently the strongest overall so Che won. His attitude tho

  4. Shame they didn't mention Che's racism or all the other atrocities he committed. It's almost like the writers think he's a hero.

  5. It's EPIC – these two are famous and interesting characters
    It's RAP – quality and wit of rhymes is beyond anything in rap right now
    It's BATTLE – cause they really go for it, not unusual but still very hardcore
    It's HISTORY – cause it sticks to ERB roots – featuring characters from actual history

    This has to be one of the best, if not the best Epic Rap Battle.

  6. Man, no matter how many times I watch this masterpiece, I still love how Guy Fawkes explodes the barrels with the cigar Che threw at him

  7. "You're famous cuz of Alan Moore's third best book"
    Ok Watchmen beating V For Vendetta I understand, but what else? My guess is League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Killing Joke was great, but it was too short imo.

  8. "Is this the 5th of November? Cause im on fire." If it was the fifth, he would NOT be on fire, cause he never lit the fuse. Anybody else a bit bothered bout that one ? 😛

  9. Epic rap battles of history
    Guy Fawkes
    VS
    Che Guevara
    Begin!
    Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer
    Ill rhyme slayer from the 60's era
    Revolting, heavy metal rebel blood spiller
    Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers (Hoo!)
    I'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look
    You're famous cause of Alan Moore's third best book!
    All the children say "We will be like Che!"
    Asthmatic, but I'll take your breath away gasp
    You tried to rebel against James the first
    Here's a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse!
    I got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge
    Your head is on a spike up on London Bridge!
    You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick
    Got caught with a fuse like your bars, not lit
    You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy
    Treat this battle like the gallows and take another dive
    As a communist it must really hurt
    That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched
    Being plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts
    Making capitalists rich off of you on merch
    Right, I'm a pious man and I fight for the lord
    I would cut you but I don't want your sweat on my sword
    I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name
    And listening to you felt pretty much the same (oooh!)
    Face it Ernesto, you're Castro but less so
    He's Cuba Commander you're more of a Destro
    Revolt all you want I don't give two Guy Fawkes
    But look at Venezuela what you're fighting for sucks
    Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics
    A group with a bad touching little boys habit
    And this porn star pilgrim look what's up with that?
    It's more like V for very bad hat
    Oh! What's the Fawkes say now?
    (KA KA KA KA KA KA)
    When they cut your junk out
    I'm the hardest Marxist ever graced a banknote
    You're an error prone terrorist penny for the scapegoat
    Don't try to boast 'bout your banknotes with Guido
    You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito
    This very battle disproves your communist initiative
    These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed (aah!)
    I'm Catholic I've got mass when I'm rapping
    You're an ump-Che, that's Bay of Pigs Latin
    After what just happened you should retire
    Is it the 5th of November? Cause I'm on fire!

  10. One should always mention that Che, a guy known for massaccering gays and artists, is worshipped by gays and artists. That in itself is a punchline of it's own😂😂😂 #peoplearestupid

  11. Who else noticed that it was Che's cigar that light up the Guy's barrels full of , possibly what is , gunpowder after Guy deflected it with his hand?

  12. Remember remember the fifth of November the gunpowder treason and plot
    I know of no reason
    Why the gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot

  13. Che: “What’s up with that? It’s more like V, for very bad hat.”
    Me: Man, Che. Why do you have to diss my Guy like that?

  14. Remember remember the 5th of November the gunpowder treason and plot I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot

  15. "Dont try to boast about your banknotes with Guido, you muddled your economy like mint in a mohito".

    Reminds me Canada? Anyone else?

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